I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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