Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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