Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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