I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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