am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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