I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
