doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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