anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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