hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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