He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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