i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
