TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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