i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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