I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just high enough for therapy.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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