I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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