She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
how drunk are you?
Several
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
