please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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