STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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