i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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