The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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