Where are you?
In a non slutty way
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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