i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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