Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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