Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
okay pat passed out under dana's car
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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