On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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