Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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