Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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