Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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