Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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