There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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