..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
...so i touched it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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