I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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