I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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