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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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