You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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