I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
