hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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