I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
