How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My life is pants optional.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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