Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
