Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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