Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
