Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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