Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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