the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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