i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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