It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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