If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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