Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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