I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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