just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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