I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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