I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
smell my finger.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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