I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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