He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i dont even know how to be here
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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